Static Chrome Cardholder Wallet

Static Chrome Cardholder Wallet

$39.99
Sale price  $39.99 Regular price 
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Static Chrome Cardholder Wallet
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Static Chrome Cardholder Wallet

$39.99
Sale price  $39.99 Regular price 

About this design

A thousand hairline grooves that read like a TV left on in an empty room. Analog horror, but it holds your bus pass.

Do not adjust your wallet.

The case

  • Etched stainless steel, mirror-polish chrome finish — no prints, no coatings
  • Classic cigarette-case silhouette with one-handed push-button closure
  • Spring arms hold your cards securely in place
  • Slim and pocket-friendly — built to scuff gracefully and outlive you
  • Center plaque for initials, if the signal ever clears

What fits inside

Holds 6–8 cards plus folded cash, your ID, a note you wrote yourself and don't remember writing — whatever you're actually carrying. Holds the essentials, ditches the bulk.

Buy 2, save 15%. Buy 3, save 20%. Bad decisions love company.

Made for

People who fall asleep to analog horror and call it self-care.

* We do not sell, promote, or endorse tobacco, cannabis, or controlled substances.

14-Day Returns

Changed your mind? Return any unused wallet in its original condition within 14 days of delivery for a full refund. Email us and we'll send return instructions. Faulty items are replaced or refunded within 14 days, with return postage on us.

Shipping & Delivery

Packed and dispatched within 1–3 business days. USA delivery takes 5–8 business days after dispatch, Europe 5–10, and the rest of the world 7–14. You'll get a tracking number by email when your parcel ships.

Size & Details

Slim enough for a front pocket. Holds roughly 6–8 cards plus folded notes, a spare key or a pair of earbuds. Tin wallets have printed artwork covers and a little more internal depth; chrome wallets are metal with raised engraved detailing and a heavier feel.

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